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OXXO Unveils 'Oxxo Prime' Membership, Dedicating One Register Lane Exclusively to Supreme Overlords

In a bold move to streamline Todos Santos commerce, the local OXXO has rolled out a subscription service. Members bypassing the chaotic single open register will now enjoy priority access to questionable hot dogs and lukewarm Tecate, though the cashier will still lack change.

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