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Cerritos Selected to Host the First International Robot Surfing Championships on AI Boards

Silicon Valley engineers have finally realized that waves are better than servers. The upcoming tournament at Cerritos will feature humanoid robots attempting to catch rights while calculating quantum wave mechanics, immediately wiping out because they forgot to drink three Pacificos first.

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