Back to Humor Feed
humor The Hard Times 2026-10-18

McDonald's McClearance Menu Lets You Dine On Heat-Lamp Antiquities For Pennies

McDonald's is now monetizing their dumpster waste, selling fossilized burgers as 'McClearance' items so you can get a side of mystery penicillin with your six-day-old fries.

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10