An opportunistic MEV bot named Yoink successfully sniped a complex DeFi exploit transaction, paying massive priority gas fees to steal millions in digital assets right out from under the original hacker. It is a stunning display of robotic corporate greed that makes corporate boardroom drama look like a children's tea party. Out here on the dusty Baja peninsula, we just watch the pelicans dive for sardines—they actually manage to catch their lunch without rewriting smart contract logic or front-running their neighbors.