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Cloud Luxury
2026-10-17
Unitree G1 Humanoid Robot: For When Your Pool Boy Costs Too Much Bitcoin
This terrifying bipedal mechanical slave walks with the rigid grace of a sleepwalking toddler and can lift up to two heavy things before its lithium battery begs for mercy. Sunset-chasing retirees in Pescadero are importing them by the dozen to terrorize stray dogs and sweep up desert dust.