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The NoPhone Zero: Premium Plastic Block for Advanced Screen Addicts

It has the exact physical dimensions of a smartphone, zero electronic components, and absolutely no functional purpose whatsoever. Local real estate speculators in Todos Santos bought bulk shipments to hold in their palms during meditation circles so they never have to look at an actual local resident.

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