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humor The Onion 2026-10-16

Sydney Sweeney willing to downgrade to B-list for true love with Scooter Braun

Sydney Sweeney is brave enough to trade Hollywood A-list status for a quiet life of D-list parties and mediocre rom-coms. Love really does make people do the strangest things.

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