A scammer who made millions running fake job offers just got handed a taste of karma when hackers emptied their bitcoin stash using spy-chip implants hidden in reseller hardware wallets. Out here in Baja, we couldn't care less about cold storage security or compromised seed phrases, mostly because our life savings are tied up in three dusty surfboards and an old Tecate can full of pesos. When the power grid drops for the fourth time this week, hardware wallets feel about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.