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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-10-16

Unitree G1 Humanoid Companion Robot

A sixteen-thousand-dollar bipedal mechanical butler that mostly just falls over in sand and transmits your browser history back to an overseas server. Perfect for Todos Santos retirees who want a robotic servant to fetch their organic mezcal but end up having to carry it home from the dirt road themselves.

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MXN · Minimum $10