A commercial airline pilot over the North Atlantic recently captured footage of a metallic, disc-shaped UFO casually hovering near the cockpit without any exhaust. While armchair ufologists lose their minds online, we are staring out at the Sea of Cortez wondering if those lights are space neighbors or just glowing jellyfish. Frankly, until extraterrestrials learn how to shape-charge a clean right-hand point break, they can stay up in the stratosphere.