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Federal Reserve Warns Of More Rate Hikes While Pescadero Right Handers Fire At Overhead

Federal Reserve officials gravely announced further interest rate hikes to combat mounting global inflation pressures, utterly failing to ruin the mood of local expats who are currently too busy ignoring their portfolio losses to catch a clean five-wave set at Cerritos. Economists warned of severe tightening cycles, but the only thing tightening around here is the leash on a golden retriever named Bodhi who just stole a fish taco.

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