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Federal Reserve Signals Further Interest Rate Hikes as Local Surf Instructor Continues Refusing Venmo

While global financial markets panic over mounting inflation pressures and Federal Reserve tightening, Todos Santos surf instructors remain entirely unfazed because they only accept cash, pesos, or trades for artisanal mezcal. Economists note that local economic stability relies entirely on whether the swell hits this weekend.

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