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humor De Speld 2026-10-16

Soccer Legend Pines for the Good Old Days of Bus-Driving Coaches and Broken Kneecaps

Hans van Breukelen is deeply upset that modern footballers aren't violent enough and misses the days when his coach drove the team bus without a license. Apparently, the secret to success is just having more players willing to commit assault on the pitch.

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