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humor The Beaverton 2026-10-15

Canada: Don't Touch Our Election, But Get Ready to Take the Fall

Ambassador Hoekstra masterfully demands Canadians stay invisible while simultaneously positioning them as the perfect scapegoats for inevitable Republican failures. It’s a diplomatic masterpiece of 'don't look at us, but it's totally your fault.'

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