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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-15

Kamala Harris Proposes Abolishing Democracy To Ensure She Never Loses Again

Why bother campaigning when you can just declare the entire concept of 'losing' unconstitutional? Harris is clearly looking to streamline the election process by removing the only thing standing between her and a victory: the voters.

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