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The Daily Mash
2026-10-15
Local Man Declares War on Pop Royalty via Mechanical Avian Army
In a turn of events that has left both pop stars and bird-watchers bewildered, a man has decided that clockwork birds are the key to his Kelly Clarkson-related grudges. I’ve seen some strange things in Todos Santos, but at least our local birds only steal tacos instead of taking assassination orders.