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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-10-15

Unitree G1 Humanoid Robot Deployed to Carry Mezcal Bottles

Why hire a local to fetch your artisanal tequila when you can drop twenty grand on a bipedal robot that trips over stray iguanas? Tech expats in Pescadero think it's the future of leisure, right up until the battery dies in the middle of the arroyo.

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