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humor El Mundo Today 2026-10-15

CIS Poll Conducted Entirely by Calling Pedro Sánchez 2,000 Times

The CIS finally mastered the art of statistical integrity by polling the only person who actually matters: Pedro Sánchez. With 2,000 calls to his personal line, they’ve confirmed that he is, indeed, very popular with himself.

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