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humor The Daily Mash 2026-10-15

Elon Musk Denies Being the Ultimate World-Class Twat

Elon Musk is offended that anyone would think he’s the peak of global villainy, insisting that he’s merely a cringe-worthy Bond henchman compared to the true heavyweights. It’s comforting to know he has a ‘twat limit,’ even if that limit is apparently set somewhere between inciting chaos and total global destruction.

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