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humor Le Gorafi 2026-10-15

France Faces Crisis as Entire Population Decides to Run for President

Apparently, missing your bus or getting a weak cup of coffee is now sufficient grounds to launch a presidential campaign. If this continues, the election will simply be a standoff between 48 million candidates and everyone else who couldn't be bothered to show up.

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