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humor The Beaverton 2026-10-14

PM Carney Desperately Begs World to Invest in Canada’s Only Six Companies

Mark Carney is hitting the global stage to pitch Canada's booming economy, which consists of exactly six companies and a whole lot of optimism. It’s hard to build a superpower when your entire corporate portfolio could fit inside a mid-sized Todos Santos taco stand.

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