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El Deforma
2026-10-14
Sandra Cuevas Declares Chicharito's Hair Looks More Fake Than A Stock Photo Cop
Sandra Cuevas, currently hunting for European policemen to admire, has officially judged Chicharito's new hair as too perfect for mortal men. Apparently, if your scalp isn't showing signs of existential decay, you’re just a CGI hallucination.