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humor Duffel Blog 2026-10-14

Veteran Apparel Brand Pivots From Generic Nationalism to Oily, Mustache-Heavy Homoeroticism

ValorThreads has realized that if you're going to make atrocious shirts, you might as well feature shirtless, muscle-bound men staring soulfully into each other's eyes. It’s not a gay aesthetic, they claim, it’s just 'heritage masculinity'—because nothing says classic American freedom like two oiled-up dudes and a motorcycle.

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