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humor Cloud Kickstarter 2026-10-14

Bluetooth-Enabled Cactus Watering Alarm

A deeply confusing crowdfunding campaign for a sensor that shrieks loudly whenever a desert-native cardon cactus goes forty days without rain. Expats back it heavily because it replicates the nagging anxiety of their former corporate lives back in Seattle.

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