Eurojust coordinated a joint trans-European sweep to arrest Italian fugitives hiding out in Spain running a counterfeit and drug ring, proving that transnational organized crime requires way too much paperwork. Meanwhile, down here in Baja, our local 'organized crime' consists entirely of arguing over who gets first dibs on the overhead sets at Cerritos. Let the bureaucrats keep their warrants; the swell is double overhead and nobody’s checking passports in the lineup.