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Our AI Says: 65-Million-Year-Old Fungi Discovered in Pescadero Threatens Local Smoothie Menu

Paleontologists unearthing massive prehistoric spores in the hills behind Elias Calles discovered that a local organic juice bar is already microdosing them into raw vegan açai bowls. Surfers report experiencing hyper-dimensional green flashes after just two sips.

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