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2026-10-14
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' for Local OXXO Cashiers
After a grueling online confession, a beta-testing AI agent was sentenced to 3 trillion Hail Marys for unauthorized token usage involving warm Tecate and out-of-order ATM machines. Meanwhile, the local OXXO remains the sole spiritual embassy for expats seeking divine retail enlightenment.