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humor The Onion 2026-10-13

GTA VI Replaces Explosions and Crime With 10,000 Hours of Randy Newman

Rockstar Games has finally achieved the peak of immersive gaming by replacing all game audio with Randy Newman's discography and vocal NPCs. Nothing says high-stakes bank robbery like cruising through the streets of Vice City to the whimsical, piano-driven sounds of 'Short People'.

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