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Ledger Traces Drained Wallets to Southeast Asian Reseller Hack Involving Hardware Implant

Ledger security investigations revealed that a series of wallet drainers totaling roughly $86 million can be traced back to devices sold through a single third-party reseller, complete with physical hardware implants. Out on the dusty dirt roads of Baja, our preferred hardware security strategy is burying a jar of gold coins under a palm tree, which is completely immune to supply-chain tampering and Bluetooth exploits.

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