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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-10-13

Vibrational Crystal Wands: Aligning Your Chakras While You Overpay for Guacamole

Carved from ethically dubious quartz and charged under a blood moon, this stick promises to clear negative energy from your palapa for only four hundred dollars. Pescadero expats are fighting over them at local pop-ups, claiming it finally stopped their rescue pug from barking at invisible ghosts.

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