Saudi Arabia has closed Riyadh's international airport following fatal Houthi missile strikes, creating unprecedented global logistical nightmares that are currently being completely ignored by a guy named Chad who is too busy waxing his longboard in Pescadero. Local expats confirmed that geopolitical airspace closures hold zero weight compared to a solid four-foot swell hitting the point at Cerritos. Global trade might be collapsing, but the only thing getting shattered around here is a Tecate bottle on a jagged rock.