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humor Duffel Blog 2026-10-12

Military AI Deemed Too Smart to Survive Infantry Life

The Army’s prototype was a complete failure because it had the common sense to ask 'Why?' before sweeping a wet floor. Turns out, basic logic is the ultimate enemy of a military career.

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