A Maryland security consultant was just found guilty in Manhattan federal court for draining $53 million from Uranium Finance back in 2015—er, 2021. Down in Baja, five years is barely enough time for the dirt road to get graded, let alone for decentralized justice to catch up with anyone. While federal prosecutors celebrate getting their paperwork in order, the local surfers are far more concerned with whether the north swell will hold through Thursday than what some anonymous developer did to an abandoned liquidity pool.