Federal prosecutors in Chicago finally caught up with the mastermind behind Kishu Inu, slapping him with wire fraud charges for allegedly pocketing $9 million while telling everyone it was a community project. Down here in Baja, the power grid just blinked out for the third time this week, and we care about as much about meme coin allocations as the local pelicans care about smart contract audits. If your token doesn't come wrapped in a taco tortilla or trade for iced Tecates, nobody on the malecón is buying your narrative.