A bewildered transplant took to social media to pen a blistering multi-paragraph essay complaining that local immigration officers actually expected them to follow immigration laws instead of rolling out a red carpet. They are deeply distressed that paradise has actual rules and doesn't bend to their remote-work schedule. While they sit indoors typing furious Reddit threads about paperwork, the rest of us are out in the Baja sun enjoying a pristine swell that doesn't require a visa.