The World Bank has issued dire warnings regarding record oil supply shocks and surging commodity prices driven by ongoing Middle East conflicts. Meanwhile, local gringos at the Todos Santos Thursday market continue to aggressively haggle over twenty-peso avocados with absolute indifference to sovereign debt crises. As macro economists forecast impending global stagflation, our local expat community remains securely insulated by a thick blanket of Pacifico beer and total geographical denial.