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Federal Reserve Holds Rates Steady While Pescadero Locals Focus On Overhead Rights

Global financial markets panicked this week as the US Federal Reserve decided to hold interest rates steady amid stubborn inflation and escalating geopolitical tensions. Down here in Baja California Sur, however, the only rate anyone cares about is the tide chart hitting overhead rights at Cerritos. Expat retirees sipping five-dollar artisanal cold brews expressed deep concern for the global economy, right before paddling out to ignore it completely.

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