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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-10-12
US Federal Reserve Holds Interest Rates Steady, Prompting Collective 'Whatever' From Pescadero Surf Community
As global central bankers wrestled with persistent inflation and geopolitical energy shocks, local expats simply stared blankly into their six-dollar açai bowls. Nobody in Cerritos bothered to check the markets, primarily because the 3G tower dropped out around noon and the surf was firing at three feet.