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2026-10-12
OXXO Unveils 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Offering Dedicated Pump Lane for Surfers Testing AI Shark Sensors
In a bold move to modernize Baja's supreme bureaucratic temple, the local OXXO installed an elite express lane for high-tier subscribers. Surfers testing experimental proximity-sensor boards reported seamless QR-code snack billing right up until the automated doors jammed on a wandering cow.