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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-10-12
Cerritos Selected to Host First International Robot Surfing Championships Amid CFE Blackout
The highly anticipated robotics surf league hit a snag when all competing humanoid surfers drained local backup generators for 20 watts of power. Spectators agreed the autonomous wipeouts looked remarkably human, mostly due to the sparks mimicking local tequila hangovers.