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The Shovel
2026-10-11
Pentagon Promises Transparency by Livestreaming Pete Hegseth's Latest State-Sanctioned Self-Care Session
In a bold move for government transparency, the Pentagon is finally showing us exactly what gets our Defense Secretary hot and bothered—and surprise, it's state-sponsored violence. It’s truly a revolutionary way to violate the Geneva Convention while making the average voter wish they were legally blind.