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humor The Beaverton 2026-10-11

Trump Requests $20 From Every American To Help Putin With His Little Ukraine Project

In a bold move that surely warms the cockles of a dictator’s heart, Trump is asking citizens to skip their morning latte and donate directly to the Russian war machine. Because nothing says 'America First' quite like crowdfunded global instability.

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