A federal judge in Manhattan allowed a major lawsuit against the memecoin generator Pump.fun to proceed on wire fraud and unlicensed transmission charges, even as billions in tokens evaporate into thin air. Up here on the Baja peninsula, the surf at Scorpion Bay is firing overhead and a couple of retired tech bros are crying into their fish tacos because their micro-cap dog coin went to zero. Honestly, watching a pelican dive for a sardine provides more fundamental economic value than an entire Telegram alpha group.