Crypto protocols have hemorrhaged over $600 million in a string of brutal exploits, with state-sponsored hackers making off with hundreds of millions from platforms like KelpDAO and Drift Protocol. Down here in Baja, the local power grid has failed three times this week, meaning nobody cares about cross-chain bridge vulnerabilities or restaked Ethereum. We are far more concerned with whether the ice truck will make it down the dirt road before the Tecates get warm.