Listen, while San Francisco kids are pulling $11 million seed rounds from Andreessen Horowitz to build a $3,499 toaster that runs local AI agents, the surf out here in Todos Santos is firing overhead and peeling clean into the point. Nobody down the coast gives a single micro-gram about a 19-year-old CEO’s local LLM personal assistant box. Go stare at a sunset or catch a wave; your code is full of bugs anyway.