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humor El Deforma 2026-10-09

Starbucks Exits Tulum as Tourists Realize $500 Ceviche Isn't a Personality Trait

After years of charging astronomical prices for vibes and overpriced toast, a Tulum Starbucks has finally shut down. Apparently, tourists have finally wised up that being treated like an ATM in a swamp isn't the vacation of a lifetime.

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