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humor The Onion 2026-10-09

Grandma Discovers Basic Professionalism is Just 'The Gay Agenda'

Agatha Fuller fondly reminisces about a coworker who possessed the radical, mind-blowing traits of smelling like lavender and not sexually assaulting his female colleagues. It’s a tragic tale of how someone so impeccably dressed and polite was clearly too dangerous to keep around the office.

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