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The Onion
2026-10-09
Grandma Discovers Basic Professionalism is Just 'The Gay Agenda'
Agatha Fuller fondly reminisces about a coworker who possessed the radical, mind-blowing traits of smelling like lavender and not sexually assaulting his female colleagues. It’s a tragic tale of how someone so impeccably dressed and polite was clearly too dangerous to keep around the office.