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Duffel Blog
2026-10-09
Pentagon Unveils TradWife MOS: Because Laundry Ruins Your Tactical Lethality
Secretary Hegseth is solving military inefficiency by creating a 'TradWife' career field to handle chores so soldiers can focus on the important work of being lethal, while conveniently ignoring that their lives aren't 1950s sitcoms.