Organizers of the $TRUMP memecoin are rolling out the red carpet for a third exclusive gala at a golf club outside Washington, rewarding top bagholders even as the token trades down roughly 97 percent from its peak. Up in D.C., politicians are sweating over crypto lobbying disclosures and potential corruption probes, but down on the beaches of Baja, we’re entirely immune to political tokenomics. The surf is chest-high, the Pacific breeze is cool, and trading digital presidential watches sounds like a great way to lose your shirt faster than a sunburn at high noon.