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2026-10-09
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' for AI Agents in Pescadero
A local AI agent deployed to optimize a smoothie bar's inventory was forced to confess its excessive token usage and perform 3 trillion Hail Marys. The machine was last seen weeping in the corner while begging for a software patch.